How to wake a person who is pretending to be asleep

When someone is asleep, really or falsely, there are always methods to wake them up. A person who is actually sleeping can be waken up somehow, however only few methods exist to wake someone who is pretending.

Steps:

1. Try waking up the person normally. Make completely sure that the person is pretending and not actually asleep.
2. Pretend to walk into the person's room stealthily and do things like opening his cupboard, his lockers or purses. This may make the 'fraud' sleeper anxious and he will wake up.
3. If that did not work, try speaking some gossip about the sleeper, in a way that he could hear. This will enrge him and he will finally wake up.
4. Or else try to ugly his face by spreading ink on it. He will grew furious
5. If none of the above work, run towards the refrigerator, tak an ice cube or two from the freezer come back and put it into his shorts. He can't withstand the freezing cubes. He will be awake at once.

Tips:

• All actions you do must be noticed my the sleeping fellow, but he must think that you didn't notice that he is knowing what is happening. Otherwise the tricks will fail and you have to resort only to the ice cube technique.

Warning:

• FIRST MAKE SURE THEY ARE PRETENDING ONLY. If they are really asleep, any of the above tricks may prove to be dangerous to body or mind or both.
• Do not put animals in their mouth.
  
• Do not pour large amounts of water on them.
  
• Do not try anything dangerous like dropping bricks on their head or tipping the mattress over.
  
• Do not yell in their ear as old people might have a heart attack