How to Make a Sleeping Person Angry?

Ever know someone you really don't like? Bored and out of practical jokes? Really want to tick someone off? This guide shows you through the easy steps of making a sleeping person, an angry person.

Steps : 

1. Get some speakers and put them right outside of someone's door.
2. Plug them in to the nearest wall socket but do not turn them on.
3. Take a laptop with "1812 Overture" on it (A MP3 player or iPod will work great too, but a laptop is preferred because it can get insanely loud and it is rather easy to get to the part of 1812 you want). Open your media player of choice. Go to the really loud part of 1812 near the end with the cannons. Stop your music player right before that part.
   
   
   
   • Plug the speakers into your laptop.
   • Turn your music player volume to maximum.
   • Turn your computer volume to maximum.
   • Turn your speaker volume to maximum.
   • Turn on your speakers.
   • Turn on the music and run like heck.
     
     
     
4. Making a sleeping person an angry person should not just be limited to the indoors! If you have speakers that are powered off batteries, you can do all this on camping trips or anyplace outdoors where someone is sleeping.

Tips:

• While "1812 Overture" is a great song to use for this, many other songs can replace it. Heavy rock is preferred, but metal works too. Country songs, Jazz, Blues, and ballads will not work.
• Getting to the loud part of "1812 Overture" can sometimes be hard, but be patient! It will be worth it in the end.
• If you want to cherish this memory forever, have a friend stand over your shoulder and record the whole incident with a sound-recording video camera. Then, put the video on one of your favorite video-uploading sites!

Warnings:

• Sleeping people who get randomly woken up by loud music are very angry. You will likely get beat up by them after they wake up.
• Loud noises can be a danger to your ears. Try to wear earplugs when making a sleeping person an angry person.
• Again, sleeping people who get woken up by "1812 Overture" will more than likely try to beat you up, so it would be best to wear sneakers and run as soon as you hit play.
• If you give this sleeping person a heart attack, you may feel guilt.
• If you do manage to escape the angry person, they will more than likely destroy anything you leave behind, including but not limited to: your laptop/MP3 player, speakers, video camera, and extension cord. Try to take these things with you when running away.
• It is not advisable to try making a sleeping person an angry person. In fact, I suggest that you do not try it at all.

Things you need:

• Loud computer speakers
• A laptop or MP3 player
• (optional) An extension cord
• (optional) A video camera with sound recording abilities
• (optional) Sneakers
• Sleeping person that you're mad at

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