Tuesday, March 17, 2009

How to Kill a Joke

Has someone you didn't like ever made a joke you wanted to ruin? Here is how to do it.

Steps:

  1. Pay close attention to the joke. Try not to get distracted by anything else.
  2. Make random remarks and outbursts, such as "Wait, I think I've heard this joke before somewhere"
  3. Right before the person gets to the end, start laughing really loudly. This step is important. Try not to make it too early, or you will look like a complete idiot. If you do it too late, it will seem like you are laughing with everyone else.
  4. If the person telling the joke says "This is so funny" before they start telling the joke, then halfway through the joke, start laughing hysterically, and say " Oh, that is funny!" Trust me, it annoys people terribly!
Tips:

  • It helps if you have know the particular joke, or have heard one similar to it.
  • If you fail to laugh before the person finishes, try laughing far too long. Exaggerate and annoy.
Warnings:
  • If you keep killing people's jokes, you won't be liked much.




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